Tweets

allhailthepumpkinqueen:

The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

spookyweedwitch:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

people speak other languages you complete fuckwit

(Source: aurevoir-mes-amis)

slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

(Source: mcwrap)

punk-popsicle:

reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014

notyouraveragebum:

Halloween hit my dash like

earthdad:

seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen

image

(Source: leftcoastjunkies)


elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


rogueavantgarde:

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

😂😭😭😂


communistbakery:

isfuckingfun:

Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.

the skeleton war hit us hard

(Source: cementeclipses.com)


obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

(Source: 100percento)

thoughtsofadaisy:

twenty one pilots KC 5/17

Damn

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

I chimed in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of siting your goddang source?”

(Source: aphroditeens)