SO I JUST GOT A SHOT OF A RAINBOW AND LIGHTNING IN THE SAME PICTURE????!
Thor approves of gay marriage.
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH
I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
I’m ugly as hell why do you see me as cute I’m not cute I’m ugly that’s why I always get replaced or they find someone better than me
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
Annabeth Chase, Hazel Levesque, Piper Mclean and Rachel Dare, my four favourite female characters in the Percy Jackson books.
Piper ‘s skin is waayy too much grey i’ll have to correct that.
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
how to seduce me:
- deposit 50000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
I would sit in a parking lot at 2:37am with you.